Lucust successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Norway but also God Save The Queen, Hear'Say and the theme tune to Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him. Nominations are due and Lucust tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Jonny and Sarah are nominated. Jonny and Sarah take their nominations well and sit down with Lucust and Toni to discuss why they voted for them. Lucust keeps quiet but Toni accuses Jonny of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred penis enlarger before bursting into tears. The public vote Sarah out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Sarah leaves. Lucust becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Lucust's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker. Mike in Brazil Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Mutated Hamster dung using only a thong. Lucust is unsure but Jonny is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget. Completely out of the blue, Jonny breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Mutated Hamster incident from his childhood. Toni tries to persuade him to stay but Lucust sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Jonny decides to leave. 8th street latinasWith only two housemates remaining, the Mutated Hamster dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Toni from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden. Nominations are due for the final time. Lucust asks Toni to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Lucust nominates Toni to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Toni. When the nomination is announced, Toni graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Lucust is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Lucust takes his L70,000 and runs away to Norway. Nobody, including Toni, ever sees him again.